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A Thief's Shopping List
This year for Christmas I'd like...
- A wallet full of cash and credit cards
- Mobile phone
- Music Player, fully loaded with tracks
- Bags full of Christmas presents
- Tom-Tom
- A laptop, full of your personal details and passwords
My Xmas Shopping Plan
Your House
If you kindly leave your doors and windows unlocked, then I can climb straight in. What'll make my job a whole lot easier is if you place all of your gift-wrapped presents in one place, like under a tree. And if you leave all the empty boxes outside, I'll be sure to know that yours is definitly a house worth visiting.
Your Car
Please just leave all of your valuables and Christmas shopping on display in your car. If you can find somewhere quiet to park with no street lighting and no CCTV, then so much the better. You can make it even easier for me still if you leave the windows open or the doors unlocked.
Yourself
Load up your wallet or purse full of cash, and then place it in your back pocket or an open bag so that it's nice and accessible for me. I'll also take your phone and iPod, and any shopping bags, especially if you're walking alone.
- December 2015
